Things you would never know without the delights of movies...

I got this at the back of a handout from my English class a while ago. I'm not sure where the lecturers got it from but I would like to share this with you guys :-)

Here are just some of my favorites:

1. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
2. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
3. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
5. The Eiffel tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
6. In a war it is impossible to die unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home
7. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
8. All beds have a special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
9. It does not matter if you are outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
10. All grocery shopping bags contain atleast one stick of french bread.
11. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
12. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
13. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
14. If you are blond and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

:-) heheheheehe.